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Red Hot Love or Radar Love? Which is it?

Have you ever wondered what the lyrics of songs actually were?

Did you ever sing the wrong lyrics?

At the top of your lungs?!

This is a Fab Short Story about the most famous mis-sung song in history!

Red Hot Love!

I mean…

Radar Love…

I mean…

Oh crap, which is it?

Dang that Golden Earring!

I don’t care… just read it!

And, if you have an extra moment…

Write a good review, because I know you’re going to love it!

Red Hot Love Or... Radar Love? Which is it?

Red Hot Love Or... Radar Love? Which is it?

oxo

Belle

www.BelleKarper.com

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Now… go feed my fish!

They are freaking hungry, man!

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xoxo

Belle

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Writer's Digest Award Winner - S. Belle Karper A 78th Annual Writer’s Digest Award Winning Author

Finalist 2011 Top 25 Semi-Finalist Los Angeles Comedy Festival

Finalist 2011 10th FilmMakers International Screenwriting Awards (1st Round Qualifier — Still in Running)

Finalist 2011 New York City Gotham Film Festival – Final 5th Place Comedy

Finalist and 1st Runner Up Screenwriting Comp

Top 24 Finalist Los Angeles Reel Film Festival 2011

Contest Top 20 Finalist Atlanta PeachTree Film Festival 2011

Top 24 Finalist SkyFest Film Festival 2011

— Announcing  “PICKLED TINK” — Screwball Comedy Screenplay!   Belle Karper,

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Laundry, is like . . .

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So, it goes like this . . .

 

. . . the Spring Time scent, like it says on the box . . .

. . . Wow, I love how it makes me feel like a woman . . .

. . . Laundry is like . . .

. . . A pain my my ass . . .

. . . I woke up this morning singing. Delighted with the honor of  “doing the laundry” for my dear family . . .

. . . More like, I woke up this morning, struggled to get out of the sheets (that also need to be washed), stumbled to my drawer, and said, “Sh!t, I have no frigging clean underwear . . .

. . . Crap . . .

. . . Now, I’ve got to do the stinking laundry . . .

. . . Contemplating the inside-out maneuver just to buy me one more day of no laundry . . .

. . . Checking . . .

. . . Inside-out maneuver unavailable . . .

. . . Use your imagination . . .

. . . You’re just too damn naughty . . .

. . . I like that in a person . . .

. . . I repeat, the inside-out maneuver unavailable . . .

. . . Did I say that I just love being a woman? . . .

. . . Drag the laundry out of the room piles that my children have left for me. No, no. I am not forced to look in any baskets . . .

. . . My children are far too thoughtful for that . . .

. . . No, no . . . they leave them out where I can easily pick up those dirty little morsels of laundry fun! . . . 

. . . The center of their rooms . . . or tucked nicely near their toilets . . .

. . .  So charming, laundry day is, Oui? . . .

. . . Oooh, laundry makes me feel french . . .

. . . like I’m European . . .

. . . like I’m bi-lingual . . .

. . . like I’m bi-polar . . .

. . . I digress . . .

. . . Nicely stacked piles of color-separated clothing . . .

. . . 18 piles of Holy-Crap, I “I don’t give a flying rat’s ass, I just wish I were on Bewitched and could ‘twinkle’ my nose” . . .

. . . looking at the “tinkle” stain from dog as she lifts her leg on my “whites” . . .

. . . Confounded how the piles keep growing . . .

. . . just like my children . . .

. . . How the stains keep showing . . .

. . . I’m using Spray ‘n’ Wash Goddammit!  What else can I do? . . .

. . . Save me from my Laundry Mediocrity . . .

. . . I want my clothes to smell the freshest, be the cleanest, and be the white-est white there ever fricking was . . . is . . . huh?

. . . I think that the Snuggle liquid softener is a little too close to my water glass . . .

. . . the Spring Time scent, like it says on the box . . .

. . . Wow, I love how it makes me feel like a woman . . .

. . . Laundry, is like . . .

. . . Inevitable . . .

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So, you come back, now. Ya’ hear?

Be well Dahhhhlings,

Belle

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