Live at the Playboy Mansion!… (pics)
So… I gotta tell you. I didn’t know what to expect.
It was supposed to be a Rock-n-Roll night with all kinds of Rock Stars Performing.
Including Steven Tyler.
Oh Yeah.
And, god knows that if I had to “do” a Rock Star… Steven Tyler would be the number one.
I mean look at him…
Steven Tyler, you fine little thing you!
Now… I know that this is the same pic that I posted yesterday…
And, I know that I told you that he was going to kiss my hand…
I know I told you that.
But, what happened was so much better!
Eeeek!
It’s true.
So there I was amongst the crush of the audience.
And, I have to tell you that I did look divine!
I decided to go 80’s Retro Bouffant Rock Glam!
Check it out —
Gotta check out the doo!
Now I am already having a wild time even before I hit the red carpet–
I am hitting up the bar…Of course. Hello? I am at a party, right? And then in walks….
Jack Russell of Great White
Bruce Kulick of KISS
Belle with Alan White from YES!
Before you know it, I am having drinks with
Billy Sheehan of Mr. Big, Steve Vai and David Lee Roth
Belle with Rudy Sarzo of Quiet Riot and Ozzy Osbourne!
Belle with Mark Hudson Producer/Songwriter for Aerosmith and Ringo Star
Belle Karper with Kip Winger of Winger (So freaking hot on stage!)
Mark Hudson and Kip Winger on Stage at the Playboy Mansion
Belle Karper with Vinny Appice of Black Sabbath and Dio
Vinny Appice (Black Sabbath and Dio) & Phil Soussan (Billy Idol and Osbourne) being interviewed by gal from “E”
Teddy Andreadis of Guns N’ Roses and Alice Cooper
You can always find him among the vertile bunnies!
Plus, let us not forget our Dear Steven…
Or on the stage…
Check out those lips. Come on, guess!
Come on! You can do it!
That’s right!
Steven Tyler, you silly kids.
Now I have to tell you a little story about this cute little Steven Tyler.
Yes, yes, of Aerosmith. That’s right. Now let me talk.
He was onstage, doing things that only Steven Tyler can do.
Yeah, just use your imagination, kay?
And, he come off stage and comes around the center of the audience and then behind the safety of a cluster of instrument panels.
Safety, huh?
Well, I just followed him right around… standing there drooling like everybody else, right?
Hey, I need to be honest here.
Yeah. We were drooling.
Men and Women alike.
Have we no shame?
Well… no.
No. We have no shame.
Now that we’ve got that over with.
All of a sudden this pathway opens up going right toward him.
It’s like it was calling me… “Belle! Belle!”
Well, that’s my f-ing-name, right?
So I followed it. I followed it so that I was right next to the bunny, Steven, and the other bunny and then ME!
Hell, I could take that bunny out, no problem.
But, I am a little better than that. Not much, but a little, okay?
So I lean over in front of bunny number one.
I say, “Hey Steven! I’m Belle Karper.”
And he turns and says four inches from my face. FOUR INCHES!
He says to me, “Hey Beautiful!” (Hey Beautiful is not too shabby, so I’ll take it!)
I say, “I think you’re just wonderful!”
“Thank you!” he says.
Then I say, “Hey, I want you to tell Phillip Phillips (p2) that–“
“Who?”
“Phillip Phillips of American Idol,”
“Oh yeah, Okay?”
“I want you to tell him that he has the Cougar Vote!”
He started laughing and he said, “I will!”
And, then I joke you not, he tickled my tummy!
TICKLED MY TUMMY!
I may never wash there for the rest of my life!
How’s that for an adventure!
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Here are some more fun pics from the Playboy Mansion of me, my friends, other entertainers and the zoo.
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Xxoo
Belle
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Now… go feed my fish!
They are freaking hungry, man!
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Belle
Beverly Hills Film Festival – Official Selection Finalist
Awarded Author
Fade In Awards Quarter-Finalist – still in the running!
FIRST PLACE WINNER – MOFILM Los Angeles, Next SXSW competition in Austin, then Barcelona, Spain!
A 78th Annual Writer’s Digest Award Winning Author
Finalist 2011 Top 25 Semi-Finalist Los Angeles Comedy Festival
Finalist 2011 10th FilmMakers International Screenwriting Awards (1st Round Qualifier — Still in Running)
Finalist 2011 New York City Gotham Film Festival – Final 5th Place Comedy
Finalist and 1st Runner Up Screenwriting Comp
Top 24 Finalist Los Angeles Reel Film Festival 2011
Contest Top 20 Finalist Atlanta PeachTree Film Festival 2011
Top 24 Finalist SkyFest Film Festival 2011
— Announcing “PICKLED TINK” — Screwball Comedy Screenplay! Belle Karper,
— Announcing “MAKING UP WITH MORTELLA” — Dark Comedy about Good and Evil, the magic of MakeUp and the Beauty of the Heart.
Award-Winning Author, Screenwriter, Speaker, Humor, Comedy, Suspense, Tragedy www.BelleKarper.com Email Belle@BelleKarper.com WHY THE WIDOW WEARS BLACK – An Edgy Memoir from an Outspoken Survivor Check out Belle Karper’s – Beauties and Beasts – Blog! Baby! Blog! and Belle Karper Face Book & the popular Twitter-Belle – The Ridiculous Escapades of Belle Karper on YouTube!
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I am an OFFICAL SELECTION FINALIST for the Upcoming Beverly Hills Film Festival!
I am an OFFICAL SELECTION FINALIST for the Upcoming Beverly Hills Film Festival!
Official Selection Finalist in the Beverly Hills Film Festival!
Yes!
What you read here is absolutely true!
YAY!
I would just like to thank all the little people who made this moment possible! Blah-Blah-Blah!
Glad to say that I am in the running for the coveted Golden Palm Award… and why not?!
Loving this.
Anybody who is in the area April 25 through 29, I would love to see you and meet up with you!
Hell, we can even have coffee!… Decaf, of course!
Can’t wait!
xoxo
Belle
Now… go feed my fish!
They are freaking hungry, man!
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- E.B. White and Me
xoxo
Belle
Beverly Hills Film Festival – Official Selection Finalist
Awarded Author
Fade In Awards Quarter-Finalist – still in the running!
FIRST PLACE WINNER – MOFILM Los Angeles, Next SXSW competition in Austin, then Barcelona, Spain! A 78th Annual Writer’s Digest Award Winning Author
Finalist 2011 Top 25 Semi-Finalist Los Angeles Comedy Festival
Finalist 2011 10th FilmMakers International Screenwriting Awards (1st Round Qualifier — Still in Running)
Finalist 2011 New York City Gotham Film Festival – Final 5th Place Comedy
Finalist and 1st Runner Up Screenwriting Comp
Top 24 Finalist Los Angeles Reel Film Festival 2011
Contest Top 20 Finalist Atlanta PeachTree Film Festival 2011
Top 24 Finalist SkyFest Film Festival 2011
— Announcing “PICKLED TINK” — Screwball Comedy Screenplay! Belle Karper,
— Announcing “MAKING UP WITH MORTELLA” — Dark Comedy about Good and Evil, the magic of MakeUp and the Beauty of the Heart.
Award-Winning Author, Screenwriter, Speaker, Humor, Comedy, Suspense, Tragedy www.BelleKarper.com Email Belle@BelleKarper.com WHY THE WIDOW WEARS BLACK – An Edgy Memoir from an Outspoken Survivor Check out Belle Karper’s – Beauties and Beasts – Blog! Baby! Blog! and Belle Karper Face Book & the popular Twitter-Belle – The Ridiculous Escapades of Belle Karper on YouTube!
All on Website Save it, Baby! Count me in!
Fade In Awards
FIRST PLACE WINNER – MOFILM Los Angeles, Next SXSW competition in Austin, then Barcelona, Spain!
A 78th Annual Writer’s Digest Award Winning Author
Finalist 2011 Top 25 Semi-Finalist Los Angeles Comedy Festival
Finalist 2011 10th FilmMakers International Screenwriting Awards (1st Round Qualifier — Still in Running)
Finalist 2011 New York City Gotham Film Festival – Final 5th Place Comedy
Finalist and 1st Runner Up Screenwriting Comp
Top 24 Finalist Los Angeles Reel Film Festival 2011
Contest Top 20 Finalist Atlanta PeachTree Film Festival 2011
Top 24 Finalist SkyFest Film Festival 2011
— Announcing “PICKLED TINK” — Screwball Comedy Screenplay! Belle Karper,
— Announcing “MAKING UP WITH MORTELLA” — Dark Comedy about Good and Evil, the magic of MakeUp and the Beauty of the Heart.
Award-Winning Author, Screenwriter, Speaker, Humor, Comedy, Suspense, Tragedy www.BelleKarper.com Email Belle@BelleKarper.com WHY THE WIDOW WEARS BLACK – An Edgy Memoir from an Outspoken Survivor Check out Belle Karper’s – Beauties and Beasts – Blog! Baby! Blog! and Belle Karper Face Book & the popular Twitter-Belle – The Ridiculous Escapades of Belle Karper on YouTube!
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Flew Back From Cancun, and Boy, Are My Arms Tired (Video)
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So, it goes like this . . .
Well, as you may or may not know I just got back from Cancun. We had a rowdy time just me and my chick girlfriends.
Here’s a clip our kayaking adventures — we are a bunch of knuckleheads!
And, NO! That is not me leaning back in that Kayak… Please!
However…
We are just a bunch of idiots!
Look at me... I always have my mouth open! Watch the VIDEO!
YouTube, baby! Here we go!
xoxo,
Belle
A 78th Annual Writer’s Digest Award Winning Author 
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Pumpkin Goo… and The Essence of Thanksgiving! (Pics)
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So, it goes like this . . .
So people want to know what my pumpkin goo is…
Well…
Pumpkin Goo is my interpretation of pumpkin pie without the crust. I bake it for 5 hours until the moisture is almost completely gone, and then I force my family to eat it with Cool Whip and tell them it’s actually pumpkin pie.
I think they bought it…
Can you believe that I got compliments?
I am a horrible cook.
I really don’t even know why I try sometimes, but my husband… my husband is incredible!
Super yum.
I would love for him to cook every single day, not only for the fact that he is an excellent cook but also for the fact that then I wouldn’t have to be in the kitchen.
Boooo-ring.
I can’t help it that I am not a Martha Stewart kind of girl.
Have you ever seen one of Martha Stewart’s television shows?
Like I would want to party with her.
It would be much like sleeping, but only awake… and on a bountiful table of sun-toasted greens and mixed hay on a a bed of sea salted crusties.
Snooze-ville.
So, yeah… my family is used to my own interpretations of many holidays.
I am not bound by tradition.
I draw outside the lines, baby.
Always have, always will.
It is not a mistake that my family loves my Pumpkin Goo since they have been raised on cripy black hot dogs, blue-box mac-and-cheese, and Albertson’s Monday Chicken Meal deals from the market.
Frankly, they crave my Pumpkin Goo since it is the closest thing to home-made food… once a year… 😉
… that is not burnt.
I’m a really great person for love, though.
Got tons of love.
Never out of love.
I am the Queen of Love.
But… cooking… how you say… not so much.
I do believe that Thanksgiving is about Food AND Love.
So… One out of two isn’t bad. A 50% success rate is not too shabby on a day that has some serious cooking in it, right?
That is the essence of Thanksgiving to me… my Pumpkin Goo, and someone else making all the rest of the great food, and lots of love.
Yeah, like ample amounts of love.
Like my mom crying when she says how much she loves us…
And, then at that vulnerable moment I throw some more Pumpkin Goo on her plate…
Just kidding.
I also sneak on some more Cool Whip.
It’s all good… including the Pumpkin Goo.
And, the love.
And, the yelling that the rolls are getting burned.
Yelling is a big part of Thanksgiving.
Loud love.
Lots of loud love.
Lots of love…
Hope your day was over flowing!
xoxo
Be well,
Belle
A 78th Annual Writer’s Digest Award Winner
S. Belle Karper, Author, Speaker www.BelleKarper.com
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Bite Me! (Pic)
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So, it goes like this . . .
Here I am having lunch with my husband… beautiful chicken teriyaki and shrimp on skewers… and I noticed that he has on the shirt that I got for him last fall.
Once you see this your going to understand why it was definitely from me.
You all by now understand my sense of humor and sometimes I’m a little quirky.
To say the least.
I say, “Hey, you are wearing that Halloween shirt that I got you last year! Yeah! Why do you have it covered up?”
“Well I went into the plant today because they were having a Halloween celebration, and so I wore my special Halloween shirt.”
“Yeah, and…”
“Well, H.R. thought that it might offend some people.”
Wow… let me think about that… that I would buy something for my husband that might offend someone…
Hmmm?
That doesn’t sound like me. (Wink, wink).
So, leave it to me to buy something for my husband that would offend certain parts of the population.
Dang.
I hate it when that happens.
And, he has to cover it up with another shirt.
Aww… the embarrassment.
How could I?
Well, I’ll tell you… I did it with a MasterCard, and it was quite easy.
So H.R. told my husband that he better button up his overshirt and hide it.
He told H.R., “Bite me!”
Now, THAT’S the guy I know and love!
H.R. laughed as he walked out the door.
So, on this beautiful Halloween Eve…
I only have one thing to say to all of you…
“Bite me!”
Be well,
Belle
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Meet Ma and Pa Kettle…My Parents and Pics!
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So, it goes like this . . .
Okay, let’s face it they’re not going to be exactly thrilled that I called them “Ma & Pa Kettle.”
And, also please don’t point out the fact that I am showing my age by even knowing who “Ma & Pa Kettle” are…
I am aware of this disastrous revelation.
But, really… I am not THAT old.
And, if you think that I AM that old, then I am truly complimented because I look absolutely amazing for a 80-year old woman…
So, “Ma & Pa Kettle”…
FYI, they are not the thing that is sitting on your stove.
Nor are they cute little salt and pepper shakers.
I really don’t think I’m here to educate you, Dahhhhhhhlings… so Google it, baby… if you must.
In any event, these are pictures of the fine procreators that got together on one chilly fall evening to make the life-changing event that would happen nine months later…
Me! Moi!
Si.
Okay… so I’m bilingual.
Uh… trilingual.
My husband is very appreciative of my lingual abilities… 😉
So, without any further ado…
Oh, and don’t forget to read “GAMEY at the Game” post — great fun!
Mom and I... Chicks on a Mission...
My delightful husband and my groovy Dad!
Me... about to have a freaking heart attack at the game... AAAAAh!
Mom, Dad, Me... Oh yeah, and the reason why we are here -- "The Boy!"
Be well,
Belle
S. Belle Karper, Author, Speaker www.BelleKarper.com
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I Woke Up Sounding Like Demi Moore…
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So, it goes like this . . .
I woke up sounding like Demi Moore.
Scratchy.
With a bit of a Southern Accent.
It would have sounded sexy if I didn’t have a fever and was feeling crappy.
My mood is good, but my body is lagging behind the game.
Bummer.
Good point, is that whoever talks to me on the phone has said that my voice has got them thinking naughty thoughts . . . too bad I don’t feel like acting on those thoughts today.
Double Bummer.
Be well, and I can get better!
Belle
S. Belle Karper, Author, Speaker www.BelleKarper.com
THE WIDOW WEARS BLACK – An Edgy Memoir from an Outspoken Survivor
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Daily Random Fact . . . August 20, 2009
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So, it goes like this . . .
TWITTER is a mess.
Wrong Follower counts. Wrong Following counts. Wrong Tweet counts.
Yep. It’s a real mess.
And, now . . . again . . .
Hey, y’all — getting tired of seeing the fricking whale!
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Be well Dahhhhlings,
Belle
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Check out my New Slide Show!
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So, it goes like this . . .
Just wanted to show you some fun pics! Enjoy!
I had this set up for a direct link, but the music was interrupting my stories — so here is the redirect!
I really like it!
Be well,
Belle
S. Belle Karper, Author, Speaker www.BelleKarper.com
THE WIDOW WEARS BLACK – An Edgy Memoir from an Outspoken Survivor
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A Lot Going On in the Mirror . . .
I was waiting in the house . . . for my son . . . waiting . . .
“Why are you late?”
“I was looking in the mirror,” he said.
“What?”
“Looking in the mirror.”
“Right.”
“Right, yeah, uh-huh. Just look at me, mom . . . I’ve got a lot happening here.”
“Yeah?”
“See, yeah, right?” he nods assumptively, as if I should already know this.
I swear the way kids talk these days.
So, he walks away from me. And, I am still standing there . . . waiting . . .
“What are you doing?” I ask him.
“I’m looking in this mirror here,” and he points to the mirror in the entry. He has now gone from the upstairs mirror in his bathroom, now to the downstairs mirror next to me.
But, it’s really as if I am not there at all.
“Yeah, so?”
“Yeah, mom, looking in the mirror here. Checking me out.” he says . . . “This may take a while . . . ”
He smiles into mirror. Does a little smirky thing that is supposed to entice another 14-year old girl to join his harem. He tosses his head, and his hair lands in the perfect skater-boy swish to the side of his face. He does a chin nod, to confirm his studliness. He is entranced by his own boyish “Man”liness. So bewitched, that he is not moving.
“Uh . . . Okay, honey. Well . . . uh . . . I ‘m going to go into the other room and watch TV,” and I begin to walk down the hall. “Are you going to come with me?”
“Is there a mirror in there?”
“Uh . . . yeah.”
He starts to follow me. Still in his 14-year old year old innocence, in 20-feet he will know that I lied. Poor thing. I guess he’ll have to watch the TV instead.
Aaaaaah. To be 14 again.
I guess he’s got a lot going on there . . .
Gotcha! He’s such a funny kid.
Unfortunately, he barely looks in the mirror. That, and the shower, another aversion of the 14-year old male soul.
Be well,
Belle
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