What I am going to see at the Playboy Mansion Tomorrow Night…! (pics)

Hey you guys!

I was invited to the Playboy Mansion tomorrow night (Saturday).

Yeah,  you read that right, Jack!

And, it’s about F-ing time!

A whole bunch of people are going to be there…

Including…

Steven Tyler, and he’s going to kiss my hand!

Of course from Aerosmith and American Idol…

Yeah THAT guy.

Hee! Hee!

Steven Tyler, you fine little thing you!

Among other things.

(Wink-Wink!)

Plus, this is what I think I am going to see first…

The One and Only Playboy Mansion!

And, then I think I am going to see a whole lot of this…

The Naughty-Naughties (See me in the background? I’m the one with the perfect A$$!)

(Wink-Wink!)

Right.

😉

And Rock n Roll Rules!!

Xxoo

Belle

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They are freaking hungry, man!

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FIRST PLACE WINNER – MOFILM Los Angeles, Next SXSW competition in Austin, then Barcelona, Spain!

A 78th Annual Writer’s Digest Award Winning Author

Finalist 2011 Top 25 Semi-Finalist Los Angeles Comedy Festival

Finalist 2011 10th FilmMakers International Screenwriting Awards (1st Round Qualifier — Still in Running)

Finalist 2011 New York City Gotham Film Festival – Final 5th Place Comedy

Finalist and 1st Runner Up Screenwriting Comp

Top 24 Finalist Los Angeles Reel Film Festival 2011

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Memorial Day Hoopla! (pics)

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So, it goes like this . . .

Yesterday I went to a really wonderful Memorial Day party that some friends of mine had at their home. We had a great time and I met a lot of really terrific people.

They even celebrated my birthday with a wonderful yummy cake. So I thought I would share some of the pictures with you from yesterday!

Enjoy!

Loren, Me and Valerie!

Our Hosts Valerie and Jim... with me and my Jim

Singing Happy Birthday!

We had a great time!

Hope your Memorial Day was… memorable!

😉

Belle

A 78th Annual Writer’s Digest Award Winning Author   

 Finalist in Broad Humor Film Festival Screenwriting Contest — Announcing “PICKLED TINK” — Screwball Comedy Screenplay!   Belle Karper, Award-Winning Author, Screenwriter, Speaker, Humor, Comedy, Suspense, Tragedy www.BelleKarper.com
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and Belle Karper Face Book & the popular Twitter-Belle – The Ridiculous Escapades of Belle Karper on YouTube!

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Save it, Baby! Count me in!

Hello Dahhhhhlings! (Pics)

(Save it, Baby! Count me in!)

So, it goes like this . . .

Why hello, Darlings!

I just wanted to wish you a happy new year and check in for a moment.

It’s been a wonderful holiday season and frankly we’ve been quite busy with all of our social philandering! You might have read the blog before this one about our holiday party… Wow, what a good time that was! I can still feel the alcoholic vapors radiating from my pores. 😉

Naaa! But it was, just such a blast!

We went away for a week to Sedona. I never really realized how many people didn’t know where Sedona was until my husband happened to mention to some of his coworkers that he was going there. Hello? What’s Sedona? Are you for real?

Let’s just say that it’s one of the most beautiful places on this earth.

The red rock formations that are sprinkled on the landscape are breathtaking. And to have been able to drag our mountain bikes with us from Los Angeles, California to Sedona, Arizona… well let’s just say that were quite lucky to be able to have peddled those paths amongst the cactus and my children’s giggles.

Yes I am quite a lucky woman indeed.

Plus, to have the luxury of my husband preparing all of the mountain biking equipment and carrying the Camelback and making sure that we have our helmets and our gloves and our sunglasses… well, I was quite pampered with the luxury of him and his thoughtfulness. Frankly, I didn’t have to think about a thing except pedal! Yes, now that’s the way I LIKE TO TRAVEL!

Then of course we got back and we all caught the flu, which mine developed into a horrible sinus infection and have been on antibiotics still today. YUCK.

So frankly, I haven’t been online too much because I have been recovering, and have been taking this time it to move great strides on my new book. Which I am totally excited about! It’s humor/suspense, and it’s great fun! I can’t wait to finish it and get it “out there!”

In the meantime, here are some pictures from the holidays…

Much love to you all, and stay away from the freaking flu. It’s a bummer.

holiday dinner

my man and our bikes

the kids

biking bell rock

great shot

beautiful cactus

sedona dirt

slick rock Momma!

snowing in sedona

catching snowflakes

fesitval of lights

our hands

the kids

my silly kids

Happy New Year, everybody!

xoxo

Be well,

Belle

  A 78th Annual Writer’s Digest Award Winner

S. Belle Karper, Author, Speaker www.BelleKarper.com
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Meet Ma and Pa Kettle…My Parents and Pics!

 (Save it, Baby! Count me in!)

So, it goes like this . . .

 

Okay, let’s face it they’re not going to be exactly thrilled that I called them “Ma & Pa Kettle.”

And, also please don’t point out the fact that I am showing my age by even knowing who “Ma & Pa Kettle” are…

I am aware of this disastrous revelation.

But, really… I am not THAT old.

And, if you think that I AM that old, then I am truly complimented because I look absolutely amazing for a 80-year old woman…

So, “Ma & Pa Kettle”…

FYI, they are not the thing that is sitting on your stove.

Nor are they cute little salt and pepper shakers.

I really don’t think I’m here to educate you, Dahhhhhhhlings… so Google it, baby… if you must.

In any event, these are pictures of the fine procreators that got together on one chilly fall evening to make the life-changing event that would happen nine months later…

Me! Moi!

Si.

Okay… so I’m bilingual.

Uh… trilingual.

My husband is very appreciative of my lingual abilities… 😉

So, without any further ado…

Oh, and don’t forget to read “GAMEY at the Game” post — great fun!

Mom and I... Chicks on a Mission...

My delightful husband and my groovy Dad!

Me... about to have a freaking heart attack at the game... AAAAAh!

 

Mom, Dad, Me... Oh yeah, and the reason why we are here -- "The Boy!"

Be well,

Belle

S. Belle Karper, Author, Speaker www.BelleKarper.com
THE WIDOW WEARS BLACK – An Edgy Memoir from an Outspoken Survivor
Check out S. Belle Karper’s – Beauties and Beasts – Blog! Baby! Blog!
and Belle Karper Face Book & the popular Twitter-Belle – all on Website
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Recent Schtuff… (Pics, Pics, Pics!)

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So, it goes like this . . .

 

Well, I have to tell you that this is the first narrowing of the “family” part of our summer. 

***** Recent Schtuff Photo Spree 1 *****

The first 42 pictures out of over 3200… So, put on your seat belts, kids — it’s going to be a bumpy ride!!

BTW, you’ll have to login in to Facebook while your at it, and you might as well put in click the Fan Box or Request Me as a Friend while you’re there!

Be well,

Belle

S. Belle Karper, Author, Speaker www.BelleKarper.com
THE WIDOW WEARS BLACK – An Edgy Memoir from an Outspoken Survivor
Check out S. Belle Karper’s – Beauties and Beasts – Blog! Baby! Blog!
Belle Karper Face Book & the popular Twitter-Belle – all on Website
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Check out my New Slide Show!

 (Save it, Baby! Count me in!)

So, it goes like this . . .

 

Just wanted to show you some fun pics! Enjoy!

I had this set up for a direct link, but the music was interrupting my stories — so here is the redirect!

*******CLICK HERE!******* 

I really like it!

Be well,

Belle

S. Belle Karper, Author, Speaker www.BelleKarper.com
THE WIDOW WEARS BLACK – An Edgy Memoir from an Outspoken Survivor
Check out S. Belle Karper’s – Beauties and Beasts – Blog! Baby! Blog!
Belle Karper Face Book & the popular Twitter-Belle – all on Website
Save it, Baby! Count me in!