Live at the Playboy Mansion!… (pics)
So… I gotta tell you. I didn’t know what to expect.
It was supposed to be a Rock-n-Roll night with all kinds of Rock Stars Performing.
Including Steven Tyler.
Oh Yeah.
And, god knows that if I had to “do” a Rock Star… Steven Tyler would be the number one.
I mean look at him…
Steven Tyler, you fine little thing you!
Now… I know that this is the same pic that I posted yesterday…
And, I know that I told you that he was going to kiss my hand…
I know I told you that.
But, what happened was so much better!
Eeeek!
It’s true.
So there I was amongst the crush of the audience.
And, I have to tell you that I did look divine!
I decided to go 80’s Retro Bouffant Rock Glam!
Check it out —
Gotta check out the doo!
Now I am already having a wild time even before I hit the red carpet–
I am hitting up the bar…Of course. Hello? I am at a party, right? And then in walks….
Jack Russell of Great White
Bruce Kulick of KISS
Belle with Alan White from YES!
Before you know it, I am having drinks with
Billy Sheehan of Mr. Big, Steve Vai and David Lee Roth
Belle with Rudy Sarzo of Quiet Riot and Ozzy Osbourne!
Belle with Mark Hudson Producer/Songwriter for Aerosmith and Ringo Star
Belle Karper with Kip Winger of Winger (So freaking hot on stage!)
Mark Hudson and Kip Winger on Stage at the Playboy Mansion
Belle Karper with Vinny Appice of Black Sabbath and Dio
Vinny Appice (Black Sabbath and Dio) & Phil Soussan (Billy Idol and Osbourne) being interviewed by gal from “E”
Teddy Andreadis of Guns N’ Roses and Alice Cooper
You can always find him among the vertile bunnies!
Plus, let us not forget our Dear Steven…
Or on the stage…
Check out those lips. Come on, guess!
Come on! You can do it!
That’s right!
Steven Tyler, you silly kids.
Now I have to tell you a little story about this cute little Steven Tyler.
Yes, yes, of Aerosmith. That’s right. Now let me talk.
He was onstage, doing things that only Steven Tyler can do.
Yeah, just use your imagination, kay?
And, he come off stage and comes around the center of the audience and then behind the safety of a cluster of instrument panels.
Safety, huh?
Well, I just followed him right around… standing there drooling like everybody else, right?
Hey, I need to be honest here.
Yeah. We were drooling.
Men and Women alike.
Have we no shame?
Well… no.
No. We have no shame.
Now that we’ve got that over with.
All of a sudden this pathway opens up going right toward him.
It’s like it was calling me… “Belle! Belle!”
Well, that’s my f-ing-name, right?
So I followed it. I followed it so that I was right next to the bunny, Steven, and the other bunny and then ME!
Hell, I could take that bunny out, no problem.
But, I am a little better than that. Not much, but a little, okay?
So I lean over in front of bunny number one.
I say, “Hey Steven! I’m Belle Karper.”
And he turns and says four inches from my face. FOUR INCHES!
He says to me, “Hey Beautiful!” (Hey Beautiful is not too shabby, so I’ll take it!)
I say, “I think you’re just wonderful!”
“Thank you!” he says.
Then I say, “Hey, I want you to tell Phillip Phillips (p2) that–“
“Who?”
“Phillip Phillips of American Idol,”
“Oh yeah, Okay?”
“I want you to tell him that he has the Cougar Vote!”
He started laughing and he said, “I will!”
And, then I joke you not, he tickled my tummy!
TICKLED MY TUMMY!
I may never wash there for the rest of my life!
How’s that for an adventure!
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Here are some more fun pics from the Playboy Mansion of me, my friends, other entertainers and the zoo.
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Xxoo
Belle
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They are freaking hungry, man!
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FIRST PLACE WINNER – MOFILM Los Angeles, Next SXSW competition in Austin, then Barcelona, Spain!
A 78th Annual Writer’s Digest Award Winning Author
Finalist 2011 Top 25 Semi-Finalist Los Angeles Comedy Festival
Finalist 2011 10th FilmMakers International Screenwriting Awards (1st Round Qualifier — Still in Running)
Finalist 2011 New York City Gotham Film Festival – Final 5th Place Comedy
Finalist and 1st Runner Up Screenwriting Comp
Top 24 Finalist Los Angeles Reel Film Festival 2011
Contest Top 20 Finalist Atlanta PeachTree Film Festival 2011
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What I am going to see at the Playboy Mansion Tomorrow Night…! (pics)
Hey you guys!
I was invited to the Playboy Mansion tomorrow night (Saturday).
Yeah, you read that right, Jack!
And, it’s about F-ing time!
A whole bunch of people are going to be there…
Including…
Steven Tyler, and he’s going to kiss my hand!
Of course from Aerosmith and American Idol…
Yeah THAT guy.
Hee! Hee!
Steven Tyler, you fine little thing you!
Among other things.
(Wink-Wink!)
Plus, this is what I think I am going to see first…
The One and Only Playboy Mansion!
And, then I think I am going to see a whole lot of this…
The Naughty-Naughties (See me in the background? I’m the one with the perfect A$$!)
(Wink-Wink!)
Right.
😉
And Rock n Roll Rules!!
Xxoo
Belle
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Now… go feed my fish!
They are freaking hungry, man!
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xoxo
Belle
Beverly Hills Film Festival – Official Selection Finalist
Awarded Author
Fade In Awards Quarter-Finalist – still in the running!
FIRST PLACE WINNER – MOFILM Los Angeles, Next SXSW competition in Austin, then Barcelona, Spain! A 78th Annual Writer’s Digest Award Winning Author
Finalist 2011 Top 25 Semi-Finalist Los Angeles Comedy Festival
Finalist 2011 10th FilmMakers International Screenwriting Awards (1st Round Qualifier — Still in Running)
Finalist 2011 New York City Gotham Film Festival – Final 5th Place Comedy
Finalist and 1st Runner Up Screenwriting Comp
Top 24 Finalist Los Angeles Reel Film Festival 2011
Contest Top 20 Finalist Atlanta PeachTree Film Festival 2011
Top 24 Finalist SkyFest Film Festival 2011
— Announcing “PICKLED TINK” — Screwball Comedy Screenplay! Belle Karper,
— Announcing “MAKING UP WITH MORTELLA” — Dark Comedy about Good and Evil, the magic of MakeUp and the Beauty of the Heart.
Award-Winning Author, Screenwriter, Speaker, Humor, Comedy, Suspense, Tragedy www.BelleKarper.com Email Belle@BelleKarper.com WHY THE WIDOW WEARS BLACK – An Edgy Memoir from an Outspoken Survivor Check out Belle Karper’s – Beauties and Beasts – Blog! Baby! Blog! and Belle Karper Face Book & the popular Twitter-Belle – The Ridiculous Escapades of Belle Karper on YouTube!
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Partied Last Night, Y’all…!
Partied with some old
(well, not so old,
just long-standing,
well some of them are old,
some of them are old-er,
and actually some of them are short,
but nothing is wrong with short,
and some of them are tall,
but I love them all).
Yes... and then there were more!
To make a long story short (too late)
We had a good time.
SWEET!
😉
Belle
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Now… go feed my fish!
They are freaking hungry, man!
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Red Hot Love Or… Radar Love? Which is it?
Digital Edition only $0.99
Multi Award-Winning Author Get your copy today!
Available for ALL DIGITAL READERS!
—–
Digital Edition only $0.99
Writer’s Digest Awarded “E.B. White and Me.” Get your copy today!
Available for ALL DIGITAL READERS!
Available at Amazon!
- E.B. White and Me
xoxo
Belle
Beverly Hills Film Festival – Official Selection Finalist
Awarded Author
Fade In Awards Quarter-Finalist – still in the running!
FIRST PLACE WINNER – MOFILM Los Angeles, Next SXSW competition in Austin, then Barcelona, Spain! A 78th Annual Writer’s Digest Award Winning Author
Finalist 2011 Top 25 Semi-Finalist Los Angeles Comedy Festival
Finalist 2011 10th FilmMakers International Screenwriting Awards (1st Round Qualifier — Still in Running)
Finalist 2011 New York City Gotham Film Festival – Final 5th Place Comedy
Finalist and 1st Runner Up Screenwriting Comp
Top 24 Finalist Los Angeles Reel Film Festival 2011
Contest Top 20 Finalist Atlanta PeachTree Film Festival 2011
Top 24 Finalist SkyFest Film Festival 2011
— Announcing “PICKLED TINK” — Screwball Comedy Screenplay! Belle Karper,
— Announcing “MAKING UP WITH MORTELLA” — Dark Comedy about Good and Evil, the magic of MakeUp and the Beauty of the Heart.
Award-Winning Author, Screenwriter, Speaker, Humor, Comedy, Suspense, Tragedy www.BelleKarper.com Email Belle@BelleKarper.com WHY THE WIDOW WEARS BLACK – An Edgy Memoir from an Outspoken Survivor Check out Belle Karper’s – Beauties and Beasts – Blog! Baby! Blog! and Belle Karper Face Book & the popular Twitter-Belle – The Ridiculous Escapades of Belle Karper on YouTube!
All on Website Save it, Baby! Count me in!
Vegas, Baby, Vegas!… (w/ pic)
(Save it, Baby! Count me in!)
So, it goes like this . . .
My chicks and I go way three times a year.
Palm Springs spa weekend.
Mammoth Lakes ski weekend.
And, Vegas, Baby, Vegas weekend.
Yeah, we’ve been trippin’ for a long time now.
For the last 10 years. Yeah, Ba-bay!
WE HAVE GOT IT DOWN.
Our so-called weekend getaways have now stretched into five night minimum stays.
We know where we are going to eat… who serves the strongest mai tais… where the “I Dream of Jeanie” (Oooooh Master!) slot machines are… and where we can laugh the loudest not get thrown out of the place.
You might say, that after all these years, we could be professional partiers.
You might be right.
But, alas… we are just moms that have maneuvered a tri-annual ESCAPE for the last decade.
Admit it now, you’re jealous.
It’s okay, we understand jealousy.
These are required outings for we, the core four.
Since my girlfriends would have a coronary if I actually named them, I’ll just give you our names that we developed one year when we watched “Malibu’s Most Wanted.” Since we are all Mom’s and can’t seem to get out of the freaking kitchen . . . you may sense a theme here.
I am “White Top” AKA Wonder Bread, Sunbeam, Goya Loaf. They seem to think that I have lead a conservative life . . . I let them think what they want as I spread my three fingers and bang it on my chest like I am a “bro in the hood.”
Bang, bang, bang (three fingers) “White Bread, yo?”
Yeah, that, popping a couple of my “Move Free” glucosamine/chondroitin pills and my hair spray makes it all very convincing…
Then there is “Cinnabon.” As you can imagine she’s a beautifully tanned mother of two, and makes her hand into “C” shape and whacks it on her chest. “Cinnabon, Buya!”
Then of course, we can’t forget “Bagel.” She hysterically tries to form a “B” shape with her fingers to bang on her chest. And, then groans, “Bagel. You guys, I got a crummy name.”
“Oy! Such is life Heidi Goldbaum,” not really her name, “You be Bagel, and don’t give us any shen-agle!”
And, then lastly . . . There is “Buttertop.” She doesn’t have to make any hand signals at all, because frankly there’s no room left on her chest. She has the most beautiful store-bought breasts any woman (or man) could hope for. So yes, she is “Buttertop.” And she doesn’t have to do a thing to just stand there with that perfectly shaped shelf of breasts.
You could put a plate of sandwiches on those breasts…
So, it’s basically us four — White Bread, Cinnabon, Bagel and Buttertop, and we try our best to terrorize Vegas within an inch of it’s questionable life.
Yo.
Yo Momma.
Me Momma?
You Momma.
We da Mommas.
We da Ho’s.
Well, I guess you can see what we “think” we are accomplishing here…
But really, life is too short to be Mommies all the time.
Sometimes . . . we have to be just girls.
Girls gone wild!
Girls gone wild…
With cellulite…
And baby-tummy.
And, thyroid conditions, and children’s college tuitions to pay.
And . . . And . . . Well, 40-ish Girls gone half-mad might be a better description.
But, ALL, and I mean ALL of Vegas knows that we have a good time! It take the city a whole year to recover from us.
Yeah, we DO know how to play…
Our husbands wish so desperately to be flies on the wall…
“No, no, no, Joe.”
“Just fo the Ho’s. You get to stay home and play Mommy, mo-fo!”
But, remember . . . most people say, “What Happened in Vegas, Stays in Vegas!”
However, OUR mantra is . . . “What Happened in Vegas . . . Never Happened!”
So, you want to go to Vegas, baby?
Yeah, I could show you the town!
Some of the Crew
The Core Four - White Bread, Bagel, Buttertop & Cinnabon
Be well,
Belle
S. Belle Karper, Author, Speaker www.BelleKarper.com
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Good Morning…(Song of the Day!)
(Save it, Baby! Count me in!)
So, it goes like this . . .
I just have to tell you that this is one of the best “Sunday” songs. It’s slightly overcast in Los Angeles.
I’m a little reminiscent, and life it good . . .
Sweet and soulful . . .
Enjoy!
Be well,
Belle
S. Belle Karper, Author, Speaker www.BelleKarper.com
THE WIDOW WEARS BLACK – An Edgy Memoir from an Outspoken Survivor
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Your Butt . . . Things to Ponder
Does your butt make those pants look big?…
Things to ponder.
Be well,
Belle
So, y’all come back, now. Ya’ hear?
S. Belle Karper, Author, Speaker www.BelleKarper.com
THE WIDOW WEARS BLACK – An Edgy Memoir from an Outspoken Survivor
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Sweep me off my feet, please . . .
(Save it, Baby! Count me in!)
So, it goes like this . . .
I feel for you friends that are out there.
You wish that someone great would come along and sweep you off your feet, right?
Well, some days there is just no feet-sweeping. I hate to tell you, but some days are just full of stinky feet.
Men and women alike, I think ultimately, want to find that special someone regardless of whether they have been single most of their life or married. I wish I had good news to report but I don’t. Sometimes you think that you’ll meet some special someone, and then you don’t hear from them and you don’t know why. You didn’t hear from him yesterday, no phone call, no future plans.
Do you want to give up on the fairytale?
Heck no, kids! Persistence, man. You have got to be relentless.
Meeting someone is about as tiring as a full-time job. It’s a numbers game. You may be tempted to compare the people that you met with someone in your past.
Is it right, or fair? To the other person? To you? Would you really want to do the same thing over when you have this second, third, fourth, fifth, seventieth chance? Aren’t there some things that you ultimately want to change? I know it may have seemed perfect in the past, but maybe it was just perfect because it sits in the past. We have a way of idolizing things that we can’t touch anymore.
I understand this, because I am a widow.
I can’t touch my past. They are times when I look at it and I wonder, I really wonder, if it was as perfect as my memory paints it.
And, I have to tell you, that the past was full of wonderful times, but the past was also full of dirty socks, occasional bad breath, and moments when you just wish that you were somewhere else.
So, when you go on the next coffee date with a potential Mr./Ms. Wonderful, give fate a chance.
Let your toes dance on an unknown path of love.
Try someone new, something new, and maybe it won’t be the same as before, but singing in harmony with someone can be awfully pleasing.
Keep shooting for the goal . . . but in the meantime, just enjoy the game.
Keep those cards and letters coming!
Be well,
Belle
S. Belle Karper, Author, Speaker www.BelleKarper.com
THE WIDOW WEARS BLACK – An Edgy Memoir from an Outspoken Survivor
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To Date or Not to Date
(Save it, Baby! Count me in!)
So, it goes like this . . .
So my friends keep telling me that I need to keep them pumped up because they are ready to chuck it all, throw in the proverbial match.com (et al) towel, and pitch the computer out the window! They have joined over and over again, and are now once again frustrated, now accusing themselves of being lame a$$ “members” and don’t even finish their profile unless they see something worth finishing it FOR. They want help . . .
Help?
Help is here.
First off, it’s a numbers game, kids. No first prizes for sore losers! Literally and figuratively. Losers will not get a first prize piece of (you know), so you’ve got to bring something special “to the table.”
Secondly, if you don’ finish your bio – HOW WILL ANYBODY KNOW THAT YOU ARE OUT THERE? Hello?
Thirdly, only consider that maybe a portion of the information is accurate. Most people state what they “want to be” and not often accurately what “they are.” And, as much, they also say things that they think that other people want to hear, but may not be what’s going on inside their head.
Danger — looking inside someone’s head is a scarey place to be. Eeeeek.
Keep those cards and letters coming kids . . . Until next time,
Be well,
Belle
S. Belle Karper, Author, Speaker www.BelleKarper.com
THE WIDOW WEARS BLACK – An Edgy Memoir from an Outspoken Survivor
Check out S. Belle Karper’s – Beauties and Beasts – Blog! Baby! Blog!
Belle Karper Face Book & the popular Twitter-Belle – all on Website
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Hope you didn’t get lost!
Note to bloggers – Some blogs aren’t forever if you change web hosting sites.
UGH.
I hate to tell you that, but it’s true. I learned that the hard way. So for all of you that have been searching for the old blog site, when I changed web hosting suppliers the blog that was associated with that hosting account just was up and gone. Yep, Disappear-O.
DOUBLE UGH.
So, now my “S. Belle Karper’s – Beauties & Beasts – Blog! Baby! Blog!” is on WordPress! Yeah! And WordPress is supposed to be forever . . . or so I hear.
So check out the new location at www.BelleKarper.com and follow the link on the front page, which also takes you to Twitter Belle – the fun new Twitter medium that I can use from my cell phone! Aaaaaaaaaa! So fun!
Keep those cards and letters coming!
Be well,
Be well,
Belle
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THE WIDOW WEARS BLACK – An Edgy Memoir from an Outspoken Survivor
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Mid-life Crisis . . . Things to Ponder
(Save it, Baby! Count me in!)
So, it goes like this . . .
I’ve decided that I am going to put off my mid-life crisis until tomorrow… I am just having too much fun today.
Be well,
Belle
S. Belle Karper, Author, Speaker www.BelleKarper.com
THE WIDOW WEARS BLACK – An Edgy Memoir from an Outspoken Survivor
Check out S. Belle Karper’s – Beauties and Beasts – Blog! Baby! Blog!
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