There’s some cattle rustling going on…

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So, it goes like this . . .

I hate to tell you everybody, but I woke up the other morning…

and my cows were gone.

100 cows, disappear-ro.

Brum… brum, brum. Brum… brum, brum (From here on sing to Little Drummer Boy song)

Where are my fricking cows? Brum, brum, brum, brum, brum…

The goats and hens sound asleep. Brum, brum, brum, brum, brum…

No finest gifts did they bring. Brum, brum, brum, brum, brum…

To lay before this Queen. Brum, brum, brum, brum…brum, brum, brum, brum…brum, brum, brum, brum…

Who stole my cows that day? Brum, brum, brum, brum, brum…

They can’t help they were pink and laying in hay. Brum, brum, brum, brum, brum…

Safe in their lofts they’d play. Brum, brum, brum, brum, brum…

Till someone wanted strawberry steak, strawberry steak, strawberry steak. Brum… brum, brum. Brum… brum, brum

Shall I go kick some ass? Brum, brum, brum, brum, brum…

100 pinks brought quite a bit of cash. Brum, brum, brum, brum, brum…

I’m seeing red right now because I’m seeing no pink, seeing no pink, that cow-stealing fink. Brum… brum, brum. Brum… brum, brum

Zynga is nowhere to be found. Just taking my dough, and off to the pound.

Brum… brum, brum. Brum… brum, brum

You horny pink whippersnappers… I want my cows back (oh, you can stop singing now).

100 freaking pink cows took me a long time to “rescue.”

Waaaaahhhh (me crying pink milky tears… probably some infection.)

Help!

Sorrowful, sorrowful pitiful me.

xoxo

Be well,

Belle

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2 responses to “There’s some cattle rustling going on…”

  1. SPARTICUSIAN says :

    Ha ha ha ha your so funny PRINCESS BELLE I love reading your blog.xoxoxox

  2. Jamie says :

    I’m sorry to hear that someone stole your pink pigs. I hope that you get them back, but it sounds like you might have to start back over. 😦

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