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Bite Me! (Pic)
So, it goes like this . . .
Here I am having lunch with my husband… beautiful chicken teriyaki and shrimp on skewers… and I noticed that he has on the shirt that I got for him last fall.
Once you see this your going to understand why it was definitely from me.
You all by now understand my sense of humor and sometimes I’m a little quirky.
To say the least.
I say, “Hey, you are wearing that Halloween shirt that I got you last year! Yeah! Why do you have it covered up?”
“Well I went into the plant today because they were having a Halloween celebration, and so I wore my special Halloween shirt.”
“Well, H.R. thought that it might offend some people.”
Wow… let me think about that… that I would buy something for my husband that might offend someone…
That doesn’t sound like me. (Wink, wink).
So, leave it to me to buy something for my husband that would offend certain parts of the population.
I hate it when that happens.
And, he has to cover it up with another shirt.
Aww… the embarrassment.
How could I?
Well, I’ll tell you… I did it with a MasterCard, and it was quite easy.
So H.R. told my husband that he better button up his overshirt and hide it.
He told H.R., “Bite me!”
Now, THAT’S the guy I know and love!
H.R. laughed as he walked out the door.
So, on this beautiful Halloween Eve…
I only have one thing to say to all of you…
S. Belle Karper, Author, Speaker www.BelleKarper.com
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