Daily Random Facts…MIL, Obama, My Panties
So, it goes like this . . .
Well everybody, it’s me again.
And am going to talk about some random facts today . . .
1. I just found out that my ex-mother-in-law died.
2. Obama is still the toast of the town despite controversy with the nationalized medical issue.
3. Michael Jackson died white, even though he was born black. He was murdered. And I don’t even know if any mystery author could potentially tackle his story and have it come out sounding like it could really happen.
4. Reality is stranger than fiction.
5. I just had to go pee . . . and noticed that I have my panties on inside-out.
That’ll teach me to wake up and dress in the dark.
Now I am going to have to unlace each of my freaking workout shoes, and take them off. Then off with my pants . . . and my belt . . . take off my stupid underwear. And then turn it right side out. But my pants back on . . . and my belt. Put on each freaking shoe. The left, and the right. Lace them back up. And make a little-bunny-ear-bow on each.
So, when I stopped peeing, I came to this revelation . . .
6. That I am going Inside-Outty today.
It just be our secret . . . . Shhhh. Don’t tell any boys.
Y’all come back now, Y’hear?
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