Things have gotten worse . . .
So, it goes like this . . .
Things have gotten worse.
The other day, I woke up sounding like Demi Moore.
Scratchy. Sexy . . . with a bit of a Southern Accent.
That was nice.
Made me sound naughty. Though, I have no intention of moving in on Ashton. They are adorable together.
Another score for the Cougars!
Go! Cougars! Go!
Aaaaaah . . .
Yes . . . the memories of Cougar catching the fine young chicken meat . . .
Hmmm . . . I get all warm just thinking about it.
But, I digress.
However . . .
Yesterday, I woke up sounding like Demi Moore’s mother.
Don’t quote me, but I don’t think they “get along.” Something about alcohol and . . . well, that might put a damper on the old relationship thing.
Yeah, not good.
And, today . . .
Well, today I have woken up sounding like Demi Moore’s Uncle Crank. A distant chain-smoking, pain-in-the-ass pseudo-relative that is bent on trying to break up her and Ashton’s May-September romance.
He’s probably an ass.
So, it’s no compliment, to me . . . Moi . . . I . . . Belle, that I sound like her mother . . . or worse yet, scary old pseudo-Uncle Crank.
Sounding like Demi Moore with a southern accent was fun . . . for a day or so, until it disintegrated into “weird Uncle Crank.”
No. This is entirely NOT GOOD.
I guess I am going into the doctor on Monday.
I wonder if I am going to need a shot?
I’ve probably done something to deserve it.
Be well, and I am frigging determined to get better!
I don’t want to sound like ANY of the Demi Moore Klan anymore.
I want to be me, I tell you. I want to be me!
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