Middle Finger Award . . . August 18, 2009
So, it goes like this . . .
I would like to thank all the little people that make this award possible.
To receive recognition in this way, you would probably have to be a person with a little mind, little heart or little dick.
So, my thanks and the thanks of possibly thousands goes out to you and your idiosophomoronic behavior (and, Yes, I made that up — I am entitled to since it is MY frigging blog).
Get over it.
Drum roll, please . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Here’s you that cut me off this morning and almost ran me off the 101 Freeway. Big hair momma. I wasn’t planning to exit at the Lost Hills off-ramp, but thank you for giving me a little deviation from my normal routine. So thoughtful! I realize that you were drinking your Starbucks at that moment, but don’t you think that applying mascara at the same time was a little much?
Beee-atch. (Oooops. That just slipped out. Eeeek.)
So here’s to you, in your navy colored Bentley. You have won today’s Middle Finger Award — August 18, 2009.
Fake Applause . . . clap . . . clap . . . cla
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