Middle Finger Award . . . August 18, 2009

 (Save it, Baby! Count me in!)

So, it goes like this . . .

 

I would like to thank all the little people that make this award possible.

To receive recognition in this way, you would probably have to be a person with a little mind, little heart or little dick. 

So, my thanks and the thanks of possibly thousands goes out to you and your idiosophomoronic behavior (and, Yes, I made that up — I am entitled to since it is MY frigging blog).

Get over it.

Drum roll, please  . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Here’s you that cut me off this morning and almost ran me off the 101 Freeway. Big hair momma. I wasn’t planning to exit at the Lost Hills off-ramp, but thank you for giving me a little deviation from my normal routine.  So thoughtful!  I realize that you were drinking your Starbucks at that moment, but don’t you think that applying mascara at the same time was a little much?

Beee-atch.  (Oooops. That just slipped out. Eeeek.)

So here’s to you, in your navy colored Bentley. You have won today’s Middle Finger Award — August 18, 2009.

Congratulations!

Fake Applause . . . clap . . . clap . . . cla 

Do you have a candidate that you would like to comment on? Would you like to nominate someone for the Middle Finger Award?

Please, don’t let me be the only one hogging the spotlight. 

I love to share!

TO BE CONTINUED….

So, y’all come back, now. Ya’ hear?

Be well Dahhhhlings,

Belle

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