Live at the Playboy Mansion!… (pics)
So… I gotta tell you. I didn’t know what to expect.
It was supposed to be a Rock-n-Roll night with all kinds of Rock Stars Performing.
Including Steven Tyler.
Oh Yeah.
And, god knows that if I had to “do” a Rock Star… Steven Tyler would be the number one.
I mean look at him…
Steven Tyler, you fine little thing you!
Now… I know that this is the same pic that I posted yesterday…
And, I know that I told you that he was going to kiss my hand…
I know I told you that.
But, what happened was so much better!
Eeeek!
It’s true.
So there I was amongst the crush of the audience.
And, I have to tell you that I did look divine!
I decided to go 80′s Retro Bouffant Rock Glam!
Check it out –
Gotta check out the doo!
Now I am already having a wild time even before I hit the red carpet–
I am hitting up the bar…Of course. Hello? I am at a party, right? And then in walks….
Jack Russell of Great White
Bruce Kulick of KISS
Belle with Alan White from YES!
Before you know it, I am having drinks with
Billy Sheehan of Mr. Big, Steve Vai and David Lee Roth
Belle with Rudy Sarzo of Quiet Riot and Ozzy Osbourne!
Belle with Mark Hudson Producer/Songwriter for Aerosmith and Ringo Star
Belle Karper with Kip Winger of Winger (So freaking hot on stage!)
Mark Hudson and Kip Winger on Stage at the Playboy Mansion
Belle Karper with Vinny Appice of Black Sabbath and Dio
Vinny Appice (Black Sabbath and Dio) & Phil Soussan (Billy Idol and Osbourne) being interviewed by gal from “E”
Teddy Andreadis of Guns N’ Roses and Alice Cooper
You can always find him among the vertile bunnies!
Plus, let us not forget our Dear Steven…
Or on the stage…
Check out those lips. Come on, guess!
Come on! You can do it!
That’s right!
Steven Tyler, you silly kids.
Now I have to tell you a little story about this cute little Steven Tyler.
Yes, yes, of Aerosmith. That’s right. Now let me talk.
He was onstage, doing things that only Steven Tyler can do.
Yeah, just use your imagination, kay?
And, he come off stage and comes around the center of the audience and then behind the safety of a cluster of instrument panels.
Safety, huh?
Well, I just followed him right around… standing there drooling like everybody else, right?
Hey, I need to be honest here.
Yeah. We were drooling.
Men and Women alike.
Have we no shame?
Well… no.
No. We have no shame.
Now that we’ve got that over with.
All of a sudden this pathway opens up going right toward him.
It’s like it was calling me… “Belle! Belle!”
Well, that’s my f-ing-name, right?
So I followed it. I followed it so that I was right next to the bunny, Steven, and the other bunny and then ME!
Hell, I could take that bunny out, no problem.
But, I am a little better than that. Not much, but a little, okay?
So I lean over in front of bunny number one.
I say, “Hey Steven! I’m Belle Karper.”
And he turns and says four inches from my face. FOUR INCHES!
He says to me, “Hey Beautiful!” (Hey Beautiful is not too shabby, so I’ll take it!)
I say, “I think you’re just wonderful!”
“Thank you!” he says.
Then I say, “Hey, I want you to tell Phillip Phillips (p2) that–”
“Who?”
“Phillip Phillips of American Idol,”
“Oh yeah, Okay?”
“I want you to tell him that he has the Cougar Vote!”
He started laughing and he said, “I will!”
And, then I joke you not, he tickled my tummy!
TICKLED MY TUMMY!
I may never wash there for the rest of my life!
How’s that for an adventure!
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Here are some more fun pics from the Playboy Mansion of me, my friends, other entertainers and the zoo.
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Xxoo
Belle
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Belle
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Waking Up Sleeping Bitchy…
(Save it, Baby! Count me in!)
So, it goes like this . . .
I feel a gentle shake on my shoulder this morning. “Honey, time to wake up. ‘The boy’s’ soccer game. We’ve got to get up.”
I hear my son call in the background. “I have to kiss your mother first,” my husband says.
“Are you going to kiss me, and dare to wake up Sleeping Bitchy?” I give a little smirk with my eyes still closed. I can hear him giggle near my face.
“Come on, kiss me already! Sleeping Bitchy has to get moving,” my eyes still closed with a full smile on my face.
I can feel him hovering over me… deciding… “should I wake this sleeping beauty, or let this sleeping dog lie?”
“Kiss me, dammit!”
Still nothing.
“You’re a pooter,” I say and he starts to laugh.
“Maybe, it’s like waking up sleeping whiny!” he says.
“Whatever, just kiss me already.”
So, alas, the Prince, Sir Dick-a-lot places a speculative kiss of aggravation on the perturbed lips of the impatiently waiting Sleeping Bitchy.
And, then, as if by magic, she opens and flutters her mascara stained eyes that have sort of glued together due to the ridiculously expensive eye cream that she smoothed around her orbs the night before after she hugged her irritated teenagers good night when they responded with the entitled arrogance of the times.
Sleeping Bitchy is so proud…
Right.
So we can understand Sir Dick-a-lot’s reticence, can’t we?
His perception is — There she lies, the freaking “queen.”
Sleeping Bitchy/Whiny/(fill in the blank…).
Hair a-flounced, static electricitied into a blond fuzz. The right side of her delicate wisps cemented to the concave of her cheek.
So attractive… Sleeping Bitchy is…
Hmmm…
AND, yet… he kissed me with “wake up” breath.
Sir Dick-a-lot, you are so brave!
My face swollen with a sleepy bloat, as if to defy gravity…
And yet…
He still kissed… this maiden of the dreams… me, Sleeping Bitchy.
Hmmm…
Could this be love?
Does the Prince, Sir Dick-a-lot actually love Sleeping Bitchy?
Despite the trappings of the daily wake-up process?
Despite sleepy dead mouth?
Despite smoochy mascara goo-ed eye glomps?
Despite the hair fanned across the pillow and bonded to the right side of my face with virile tenacity?
And… yet…
He still kissed me…
Sleeping Bitchy…
Yes, this must be love…
And, I wake up, like it is a suprise to be awake! I am awake! Sleeping Bitchy is now awake!
I give Sir Dick-a-lot a grateful hug, drink some of my left-over tea from the night before and …
Then I scream, “Where’s my freaking tiara?”
The day has begun…
Be well,
Belle
S. Belle Karper, Author, Speaker www.BelleKarper.com
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