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Red Hot Love or Radar Love? Which is it?

Have you ever wondered what the lyrics of songs actually were?

Did you ever sing the wrong lyrics?

At the top of your lungs?!

This is a Fab Short Story about the most famous mis-sung song in history!

Red Hot Love!

I mean…

Radar Love…

I mean…

Oh crap, which is it?

Dang that Golden Earring!

I don’t care… just read it!

And, if you have an extra moment…

Write a good review, because I know you’re going to love it!

Red Hot Love Or... Radar Love? Which is it?

Red Hot Love Or... Radar Love? Which is it?

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Belle

www.BelleKarper.com

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Now… go feed my fish!

They are freaking hungry, man!

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Red Hot Love    Or... Radar Love? Which is it?

Red Hot Love Or... Radar Love? Which is it?

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Writer’s Digest Awarded “E.B. White and Me.” Get your copy today!

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Belle

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Beverly Hills Film Festival - Official Selection FinalistBeverly Hills Film Festival – Official Selection Finalist

Writer's Digest Awarded AurthorAwarded Author

Fade In Awards

Fade In Awards Quarter-Finalist – still in the running!

FIRST PLACE WINNER – MOFILM Los Angeles, Next SXSW competition in Austin, then Barcelona, Spain!

Writer's Digest Award Winner - S. Belle Karper A 78th Annual Writer’s Digest Award Winning Author

Finalist 2011 Top 25 Semi-Finalist Los Angeles Comedy Festival

Finalist 2011 10th FilmMakers International Screenwriting Awards (1st Round Qualifier — Still in Running)

Finalist 2011 New York City Gotham Film Festival – Final 5th Place Comedy

Finalist and 1st Runner Up Screenwriting Comp

Top 24 Finalist Los Angeles Reel Film Festival 2011

Contest Top 20 Finalist Atlanta PeachTree Film Festival 2011

Top 24 Finalist SkyFest Film Festival 2011

— Announcing  “PICKLED TINK” — Screwball Comedy Screenplay!   Belle Karper,

— Announcing  “MAKING UP WITH MORTELLA” — Dark Comedy about Good and Evil, the magic of MakeUp and the Beauty of the Heart.

Award-Winning Author, Screenwriter, Speaker, Humor, Comedy, Suspense, Tragedy www.BelleKarper.com                         Email Belle@BelleKarper.com WHY THE WIDOW WEARS BLACK - An Edgy Memoir from an Outspoken Survivor Check out Belle Karper’s – Beauties and Beasts – Blog! Baby! Blog! and Belle Karper Face Book & the popular Twitter-Belle - The Ridiculous Escapades of Belle Karper on YouTube!

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Music Jams it out in Calabasas, Yo.

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Working on the music today, y’all.

Slamming jams this way and that!

Watch out for flying beats and crescendos!

xoxo

Belle

www.BelleKarper.com

And, of course, watch my Skydiving Video.

AAAAAAAAH!

Writer's Digest Award Winner - S. Belle Karper A 78th Annual Writer’s Digest Award Winning Author  Bookmark and Share

Finalist 2011 Top 25 Semi-Finalist Los Angeles Comedy Festival

Finalist 2011 10th FilmMakers International Screenwriting Awards (1st Round Qualifier — Still in Running)

Finalist 2011 New York City Gotham Film Festival – Final 5th Place Comedy

Top 24 Finalist Los Angeles Reel Film Festival 2011

Top 20 Finalist Atlanta Film Festival 2011

Top 24 Finalist SkyFest Film Festival 2011

Finalist and 1st Runner-Up in Broad Humor Film Festival Screenwriting Contest

— Announcing “PICKLED TINK” — Screwball Comedy Screenplay!   Belle Karper, Award-Winning Author, Screenwriter, Speaker, Humor, Comedy, Suspense, Tragedy www.BelleKarper.com                         Email Belle@BelleKarper.com
WHY THE WIDOW WEARS BLACK - An Edgy Memoir from an Outspoken Survivor
Check out Belle Karper’s – Beauties and Beasts – Blog! Baby! Blog!
and Belle Karper Face Book & the popular Twitter-Belle - The Ridiculous Escapades of Belle Karper on YouTube!

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Skydiving Free-fall — Shock and Awe! AAAAAH!

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AAAAAAAAH!

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Belle

Writer's Digest Award Winner - S. Belle Karper A 78th Annual Writer’s Digest Award Winning Author  Bookmark and Share

Finalist 2011 Top 25 Semi-Finalist Los Angeles Comedy Festival (Still in Running)

Finalist 2011 10th FilmMakers International Screenwriting Awards (1st Round Qualifier — Still in Running)

Finalist 2011 New York City Gotham Film Festival – Final 5th Place Comedy

Top 24 Finalist Los Angeles Reel Film Festival 2011

Top 20 Finalist Atlanta Film Festival 2011

Top 24 Finalist SkyFest Film Festival 2011

Finalist and 1st Runner-Up in Broad Humor Film Festival Screenwriting Contest

— Announcing “PICKLED TINK” — Screwball Comedy Screenplay!   Belle Karper, Award-Winning Author, Screenwriter, Speaker, Humor, Comedy, Suspense, Tragedy www.BelleKarper.com                         Email Belle@BelleKarper.com
WHY THE WIDOW WEARS BLACK - An Edgy Memoir from an Outspoken Survivor
Check out Belle Karper’s – Beauties and Beasts – Blog! Baby! Blog!
and Belle Karper Face Book & the popular Twitter-Belle - The Ridiculous Escapades of Belle Karper on YouTube!

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Entry 6, Chapter 2… Why The Widow Wears Black

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It’s no secret that I am… was… a widow.

This is a thrust story of edgy survival, desperation, wit and humor.

An irreverant look at the death of a husband… my husband… my late husband.

This was then…  Real life.  Real death.

In Why The Widow Wears Black, my Award-Winning Book, will be posted in it’s entirety. This book is dedicated to my children… and their survival… And, to Jim, my new husband. Without their support this book would not have been written.

Be sure to sign up, so that you don’t miss an entry.

This is a True Life Story.

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Entry 6, Chapter 2

His overeating and his weight exacerbated that sleep apnea thing I am sure.

And, the cigars. All that smoking. Five or more a day?

Stupid, really.

I see it, now. The whole hindsight thing.

But, could I tell him anything?

Would he listen?

He had it “really bad.” The apnea. Documented in the “severe” category, 40-50 interruptions an hour.

40-50?

That’s almost one clog-up a minute. He had to wear this machine with tubes coming out of it, and it sort of looked like the robot from “Danger, danger, Will Robinson!” Lots of tubing. Bendy and lengthy.

He hated that machine. Hated the sound it made. Hated the way it made him look. The way it made him feel.

The eating part probably didn’t do a lot for his heart, either. I mean, he obviously ate everything. Anything. He would finish his plate, my plate, then the kids’ plates. Good thing we didn’t have a dog.

Yeah, he should have cut way back on that eating thing.

And, the smoking. Five cigars, I mean, really. . . .

“I smoked a two-footer on the way in to work today. I had to prop it on the steering wheel! You should have seen the looks I got—

Hilarious,” he’d say.

Yes.

Hilarious.

Right.

But, he loved it all so. Really loved it . . .

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Entry 5, Chapter 2… Why The Widow Wears Black

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It’s no secret that I am… was… a widow.

This is a thrust story of edgy survival, desperation, wit and humor.

An irreverant look at the death of a husband… my husband… my late husband.

This was then…  Real life.  Real death.

In Why The Widow Wears Black, my Award-Winning Book, will be posted in it’s entirety. This book is dedicated to my children… and their survival… And, to Jim, my new husband. Without their support this book would not have been written.

Be sure to sign up, so that you don’t miss an entry.

This is a True Life Story.

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So, it goes like this . . .

Entry 5, Chapter 2

We sat at a picnic table, eating roasted turkey legs. I only ordered mine so that I could make some silly remark about King Henry VIII, otherwise I hate those nasty things.

He has now eaten down to my least favorite part of the leg.

The tendon. I am sure you know about that one sinewy piece of meat that sits on the end of that giant turkey shank. That one bit of tissue with that attached transparent appendage, half hidden against the bone like a giant rubber hangnail.

Then, just at that moment, when I was staring at that thing, this grizzled blob of useless turkey fiber, my husband’s greased fingers plucked that leg clean with commanding authority, and without any further thought, he shoved it in his mouth.

Yuck.

I wince, as I can see his mouth trying to negotiate this thick rubbery band. I can visualize his teeth almost bouncing off this grizzled spring. Almost as if it is covered with Teflon, it bounces around in his mouth, and, finally, yes finally, thank God that gristle goes down. I swear I could see the bulge in his throat as he swallowed. Yes. I hate those damn leg gristles.

I can’t believe he actually ate it.

Now, looking back . . . since I have the opportunity . . . since I have the time to look back, now . . . the eating was a problem.

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POETIC PROSE: Entry 3, Chapter 2… Why The Widow Wears Black

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It’s no secret that I am… was… a widow.

This is a thrust story of edgy survival, desperation, wit and humor.

An irreverant look at the death of a husband… my husband… my late husband.

This was then…  Real life.  Real death.

In Why The Widow Wears Black, my Award-Winning Book, will be posted in it’s entirety. This book is dedicated to my children… and their survival… And, to Jim, my new husband. Without their support this book would not have been written.

Be sure to sign up, so that you don’t miss an entry.

This is a True Life Story.

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So, it goes like this . . .

Entry 3, Chapter 2

NO. I PERSONALLY do not know that air . . . not yet.

But, I will momentarily. It will become a part of my every day breathing.

In and out.

Watch out, it may not be dry yet, that venomous foam. I might accidentally breathe some “widow air” on you.

So, you will treat me gingerly. Differently. You might even be a little afraid of me.

It is not nice.

No. Nor does it seem fair. Death is not fair to our logical mind. Yet death is an everyday normalcy, almost an antimiracle that transforms us from touched emotional beings into slack tumbled statues with odd-colored complexions. Expanding even
though we are long past our last breath.

Careful.

Do you risk getting too close? Getting too close to this widow, this mourning.

Does blue become you?

Blue becomes us all . . . eventually.

The color of blue, how deceptively soft until it’s biting your fingernails and shading your lips. And, then boo-hoo.

Ah yes, blue becomes us all.

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POETIC PROSE: Entry 2, Chapter 2… Why The Widow Wears Black

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It’s no secret that I am… was… a widow.

This is a thrust story of edgy survival, desperation, wit and humor.

An irreverant look at the death of a husband… my husband… my late husband.

This was then…  Real life.  Real death.

In Why The Widow Wears Black, my Award-Winning Book, will be posted in it’s entirety. This book is dedicated to my children… and their survival… And, to Jim, my new husband. Without their support this book would not have been written.

Be sure to sign up, so that you don’t miss an entry.

This is a True Life Story.

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So, it goes like this . . .

Entry 2, Chapter 2

This kind of air is rarely chewed by youthful lungs, yet in and out it goes.

This air is special. Not in the way you normally assume the state of special to be.

But, it is special, all right. The density and the dark of it, almost too thick
to breathe. Like a wet foam you are forced to suck in, because there is nothing
else in the room to suck.

So you drag it in, this thick froth of death. Gagging  it in. Logically repulsed. And even though you exhale – to force the lot out of  you – buried it sticks.

Staking itself to the depth of you.

Part of you now.

Eventually, the little bubbles of foam slowly pop, revealing copious gasses
that will linger in your thoughts. Little by little this spume dries like
paint. Then you too, will be caked with this coating of primal casualty.

And now, this moment, this air has touched Scott in its own leaded way. Poisonous
and heavy.

The woman. The employee. She must have steadied him just in case he’s a “fainter.”

God, she must hate the fainters, man. Without notice, down they go, their heads
bouncing on the linoleum. “Crack,” sounding like hard boiled Easter eggs
whacked on the pavement.

And then, she must be ready for the “pukers” with a vomit bucket close at hand,
just in case he blows.

She must be used to this routine – catch the fainters and dodge the pukers. Her
suit is probably still spotted from yesterday’s viewing.

It must be as though she’s watching glass shatter every day – no longer shocked by
the calamity of it and bored of its cleanup.

No wonder there’s no carpeting in here.

Then she’s left standing there rubbing her elbow. Bruised from its perpetual
grabbing by relative survival.

She must be rethinking this “day job,” for sure.

Then she raises her arm. Reaching. Then pulling.

The air wafts as the coffin lid drops.

Almost abruptly it falls.

Whaaa-puff-thud.

And, it’s down.

How careless she is, this gal and her 9-to-5 employment.

That last bit of coffin breath has now puffed out onto him and he steps away.
Instinctively, he wipes it off his clothes like a layer of crumbs dusting him
from a deathday cake.

Casket wheezing. Such a chilly draft in that unvented little room.

That moment is now tattooed on him. The tangible whisper of that passing coffin.
Yes. Tattooed. Because that moment will last him a whole lifetime.

Coffin air. Void of any of the oxygen that he’s come to know. It could’ve tried to
smother him. To suffocate him. To smear the sparkle out of him. So, he hacks it
out.

What else can he do?

Though, click. It is locked there, like a cork in his throat.

Yes.

That casket closed with a thud.

And, thank God I did not hear it.

THE CASKET CLOSED with a thud, though I did not hear it.

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