So, it goes like this . . .
Well everybody, it’s me again.
And am going to talk about some random facts today . . .
1. I just found out that my ex-mother-in-law died. :-/
2. Obama is still the toast of the town despite controversy with the nationalized medical issue.
3. Michael Jackson died white, even though he was born black. He was murdered. And I don’t even know if any mystery author could potentially tackle his story and have it come out sounding like it could really happen.
4. Reality is stranger than fiction.
5. I just had to go pee . . . and noticed that I have my panties on inside-out.
That’ll teach me to wake up and dress in the dark.
Now I am going to have to unlace each of my freaking workout shoes, and take them off. Then off with my pants . . . and my belt . . . take off my stupid underwear. And then turn it right side out. But my pants back on . . . and my belt. Put on each freaking shoe. The left, and the right. Lace them back up. And make a little-bunny-ear-bow on each.
So, when I stopped peeing, I came to this revelation . . .
6. That I am going Inside-Outty today.
It just be our secret . . . . Shhhh. Don’t tell any boys.
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